"It seems that you've been living two lives. One life, you're Eric R. Betts, recent graduate with a masters from a respectable state university(go Beavs!). You have a social security number, pay your taxes, and you... help your friend move into a new apartment. The other life is lived in computers, where you go by the hacker alias "bettse", which kinda sounds like a girls name, and you contribute to open source. "
